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rants by Kapil Sibal, with lolcats

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:13:32 +0000

Kapil Sibal, India's Telecoms minister has prompted an uproar after it was revealed he met with executives from Google and Facebook to pressure them into screening 'objectionable' content.

A side effect of Kapil Sibal trying to censor the internet is that he has been given a goldmine of comic quotes. And any quote looks adorable with a kitten. I converted his quotes to lolspeak and put them with pictures of cute kittens. The kittens should countereffect the increased blood pressure caused by his idocacy.

Without further ado, here are the cats with Kapil's quotes

U go and delete information on the Internet that might offend the sensibilities of people in India

We have to take care of the sensibilities of our people. Cultural ethos is very important to us.

There is some content on the Internet.. that any normal human being would be offended by

I have seen subject matter which was so offensive that it hurt religious sentiments of large sections of community

I decline to define what, exactly, is offensive content I am not offensive

Image credits

The tragedy of the San Francisco city

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:45:54 +0000

The tragedy of the San Francisco city is that it is always crowded. And if the weather is even remotely sunny, it gets even more crowded.

My tshirt for today

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 00:23:06 +0000

This tshirt is from a city called Weed, in the state of (where else) California. The town of Weed gets its name from the founder of the local lumber mill, Abner Weed. No sublimal messages have been hidden in the tshirt.

Cheers

My humble beginnings towards my goals

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 00:23:04 +0000

The gardening bug has bitten us and we have planted a few plants in our patio. The plants have survived for a few days and I have high hopes now. These are my humble beginnings as I work towards my long term goal of becoming a farmer.

Overheard

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:22:00 +0000

Overheard at Victoria's Secret sale event, near a huge stack of panties, during their underwear sale event - "wow these are huge". The speaker was a woman holding up a pair.

Overhead in a TV serial - "They destroyed my roses. Eat lead, you bastards"

Got my copy

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:21:09 +0000

Look what I got in my mail today . Bought it second hand at amazon. I am so pleased to see this is a hardcover edition. 6 bucks really well spent.

Overheard

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 08:14:31 +0000

Overheard near the library today
small boy (walking on the side with arms outstreached): I am king of the world..
His mom: well mr. King of the world, let's get some dinner

Redundancy

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 15:22:59 +0000

The image sums it.

Guns and Roses

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 11:28:00 +0000

Today is my Significant Other's birthday. Some measure of romance was added by these flowers that I put on the bedside for her in the morning

I treated her to a full day of fun.

First, I took her shopping to a few of her favorite stores and gracefully took the burnt .

Next stop was at the shooting range, where we fired some rounds.

Today also happened to be the Halloween. We dressed up for the night and had dinner at a nice San Francisco restaurant on Valencia street. In case you are wondring, I dressed up as a well groomed man-witch. Throughout the dinner we were entertained by the Halloween party goers in their well done costumes.

Shadow and light

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 20:57:13 +0000

Saw this beautiful sight on my way to the office.

I also saw a rather worrying sight. The car ahead of me changed lanes near a traffic light in a slightly wobbly manner. I slowed down and peeked inside the car to see what was going on. The "driver" had a book open on the steering wheel and was reading that.

Fall colors in Bay Area

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 16:03:03 +0000

View outside my window.

Message of the day

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:16:00 +0000

Avoid sugary, fatty and carb rich food.

Morning run

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:13:00 +0000

Run in the Bayland park. 1 mile in 15 minutes.

Handwashing instructions

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:08:59 +0000

Morning routine

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 15:18:06 +0000