lunatechian (lunatech-ian) - humour

rants by Kapil Sibal, with lolcats

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:13:32 +0000

Kapil Sibal, India's Telecoms minister has prompted an uproar after it was revealed he met with executives from Google and Facebook to pressure them into screening 'objectionable' content.

A side effect of Kapil Sibal trying to censor the internet is that he has been given a goldmine of comic quotes. And any quote looks adorable with a kitten. I converted his quotes to lolspeak and put them with pictures of cute kittens. The kittens should countereffect the increased blood pressure caused by his idocacy.

Without further ado, here are the cats with Kapil's quotes

U go and delete information on the Internet that might offend the sensibilities of people in India

We have to take care of the sensibilities of our people. Cultural ethos is very important to us.

There is some content on the Internet.. that any normal human being would be offended by

I have seen subject matter which was so offensive that it hurt religious sentiments of large sections of community

I decline to define what, exactly, is offensive content I am not offensive

Image credits

My tshirt for today

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 00:23:06 +0000

This tshirt is from a city called Weed, in the state of (where else) California. The town of Weed gets its name from the founder of the local lumber mill, Abner Weed. No sublimal messages have been hidden in the tshirt.

Cheers

Overheard

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:22:00 +0000

Overheard at Victoria's Secret sale event, near a huge stack of panties, during their underwear sale event - "wow these are huge". The speaker was a woman holding up a pair.

Overhead in a TV serial - "They destroyed my roses. Eat lead, you bastards"

bad speling killed the dog

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Wed, 11 May 2011 00:00:49 +0000

Woman inadvertently confesses to bestiality. More funnies available here.

happy star wars day!

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Wed, 04 May 2011 18:58:27 +0000

MayThe4thBeWithYou

Celebrate the day by blowing up planets and kidnapping Princesses

Hair hacks toolkit

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 05:30:57 +0000

Charlie Sheen

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 05:57:41 +0000

Charlie Sheen is in the limelight now, and even Scott Adams has weighed in his opinions. On my part, I would like to see a "Charlie Sheen" magazine. This mag would have sections completely opposite to the "Oprah" magazine. For example, instead of the "Book club", we will have "Good Porn" section. Instead of a "Health" section, we will have a "Drugs" section.

Redundancy

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 15:22:59 +0000

The image sums it.

Marvels of fashion

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 15:22:58 +0000

As seen in the women clothing section.

Humor in the bookstore

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 01:00:34 +0000

"Atlas Shrugged" placed in the Humor section in the bookstore. The book on the left is "Undateable" and on the right is "11002 things to be miserable about". I salute the joker who did this - I liked the joke.

Message of the day

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:16:00 +0000

Avoid sugary, fatty and carb rich food.

All pun intended

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 22:37:52 +0000

I wonder how much brain power they spent in thinking of the product name.

Handwashing instructions

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:08:59 +0000

in today's odd news: Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:16:07 +0000

Biologists Rony Garcia and Jose Moreira from the Wildlife Conservation Society's (WCS) Jaguar Conservation Program rely on Obsession for Men, a cologne known for its complex scent, to help lure jaguars in the Central American country.

Note that this scent works on jaguars. There is no research of its effects on cougars .

The discovery that Obsession for Men acted as a magnet for jaguars was the result of an experiment by the WCS's Bronx Zoo in New York. The WCS was looking for ways to get cheetahs in front of camera traps, and, after several years of testing with different fragrances, found spraying the musky Obsession For Men near the heat-and-motion-sensitive cameras drew the cats for longer than other scents.

Links:

Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars at Yahoo! News

realization

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:52:11 +0000

I arranged my closet and I found out that I have more shirts than t-shirts. Luckily, I have only one pair of pants and 6 pairs of jeans, so I am not handing back my geek badge anytime soon