lunatechian (lunatech-ian) (Entries tagged as humour)

BMW drivers

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 11:56:48 +0000

A police officer arrives on the scene of an accident in which a BMW traveling at high speed lost control and crashed in to a guard rail along the median. The car obviously ground along the guard rail for quite a distance because the driver's side of the car was just annihilated and the driver's left arm must have been hanging out of the window during the crash, because it was severed at the elbow! As the officer approached he could hear the driver in shock, repeating, "Oh, my God - My Bimmer! Oh, my God, my poor Bimmer."
"Hey, buddy, I think you've got bigger problems that your car! Take a look at your left arm!"
The driver looks down at his severed arm, his eyes get as big as saucers and he yells, "OH MY GOD, MY ROLEX!"

Overheard

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:22:00 +0000

Overheard at Victoria's Secret sale event, near a huge stack of panties, during their underwear sale event - "wow these are huge". The speaker was a woman holding up a pair.

Overhead in a TV serial - "They destroyed my roses. Eat lead, you bastards"

Humor in the bookstore

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 01:00:34 +0000

"Atlas Shrugged" placed in the Humor section in the bookstore. The book on the left is "Undateable" and on the right is "11002 things to be miserable about". I salute the joker who did this - I liked the joke.

Message of the day

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:16:00 +0000

Avoid sugary, fatty and carb rich food.

All pun intended

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 22:37:52 +0000

I wonder how much brain power they spent in thinking of the product name.

Handwashing instructions

nospam@example.com (moblog) — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 01:08:59 +0000

in today's odd news: Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 15:16:07 +0000

Biologists Rony Garcia and Jose Moreira from the Wildlife Conservation Society's (WCS) Jaguar Conservation Program rely on Obsession for Men, a cologne known for its complex scent, to help lure jaguars in the Central American country.

Note that this scent works on jaguars. There is no research of its effects on cougars .

The discovery that Obsession for Men acted as a magnet for jaguars was the result of an experiment by the WCS's Bronx Zoo in New York. The WCS was looking for ways to get cheetahs in front of camera traps, and, after several years of testing with different fragrances, found spraying the musky Obsession For Men near the heat-and-motion-sensitive cameras drew the cats for longer than other scents.

Links:

Scientists use Calvin Klein cologne to lure jaguars at Yahoo! News

realization

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:52:11 +0000

I arranged my closet and I found out that I have more shirts than t-shirts. Luckily, I have only one pair of pants and 6 pairs of jeans, so I am not handing back my geek badge anytime soon

nice facebook error page

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 06:59:00 +0000

So, if your user agent is curl or lynx, you will get this facebook error page.

You are using an incompatible web browser.

Sorry, we're not cool enough to support your browser. Please keep it real with one of the following browsers:

Mozilla Firefox
Opera
Safari
Microsoft Internet Explorer
Flock

interesting spam

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:51:25 +0000

This is from a spam I got recently. It had "Viagra" spelled out using table (like an 8x8 display). Interesting

quote of the day

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:54:05 +0000

Question: If Jesus Christ comes back, will he enjoy Family Guy? Answer: No

correlation

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:03:07 +0000

Seen in one of our internal mailing list

> Hypothesis: There's a correlation between not sucking at one's job and being
professional, observant, considerate and honest.

Disproved: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Reiser

I want to be an engineer

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:09:01 +0000

Umm - is this the message we want to send to future engineers?

Release of PythonOnPlanes-1.3.07 aka. SuperSunday release

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:50:41 +0000

What is PythonOnPlanes ?

PythonOnPlanes is a rapid development framework for Python which uses commonly known design patterns like ActiveRecord, Association Data Mapping, Front Controller and MVC. Our primary goal is to provide a structured framework that enables Python users at all levels to rapidly develop robust web applications, without any loss to flexibility.

See the Features list below to learn more about the framework.

Release Announcement

The Release Engineering Team is happy to announce the availability of PythonOnPlanes-1.3.07 , the latest release of the PythonOnPlanes Stable development branch. Since PythonOnPlanes-1.3.06 release we have made many improvements in functionality, stability, performance, and mod_snake_oil support for Apache web servers, as well as dealt with known security issues and made many bugfixes.

Major highlights in the release include Active Scrum Manager 1, Sanity Preserver 3.13 and Lart 22.21. This is also the first release with the PythonOnPlanes Live CD Installer officially debuting on the x86 platform.

Features

The software development world is moving towards AGILE DEVELOPMENT, WEB-2.OH, GURU PRESENCE and LEAN SOFTWARE. Our Framework is geared to support all these features.

"Out of the box" features available

Out of the box PythonOnPlanes supports

Sprint Management
Pair programming using an editor that can be shared by 2 developers. We have named it ALN (Analog Large Notebook)
LoC2LoC to generate a report on each developer's productivity.
Active Suggest DESIGN PATTERN (ASDP). This feature will make your refactoring efforts a snap

Beta Experimental Features

These features are not enabled by default and you have to enable them by editing the configuration file.

Developers' Blog . Each developer in the team is given a blog which he can update. If enabled, PythonOnPlanes will generate a daily report of the developer activity log and post it on the blog too
CutesyErrorMessages-0.0.1-BETA. This replaces stern error messages with very user friendly messages

GET PythonOnPlanes-1.3.07 IN NO TIME

Download PythonOnPlanes-1.3.07 from <http://pythononplanes.com/>

stuff that sucks

nospam@example.com (Raj Shekhar) — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:57:51 +0000

Small list of stuff everyone thinks is cool, but I did not find them worth the price all the electrons had to pay

Second life - seriously people, what is so great about it that you are paying real world money for virtual stuff.
A-list Bloggers - some of them are a bunch of pretentious idiots. Enough said.
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